MAN WHO DEY CALLED HIMSELF JESUS TRY TO STEAL IN WHITE HOUSE

A HEAVILY ARMED MAN WEY DEY CALLED HIMSELF JESUS AND WEY HIS REAL NAME BE SCOTT STOCKERT HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO STEAL ONE OF OBAMA'S FAMILY DOGS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE.STOCKERT WEY DEY ARREST AFTER DEY FIND PLENTY AMMUNITION PLUS MACHETE AND A CLUB IN HIS TRUCK,HE IS TRYING TO STEAL BO WHICH BE ONE OF THE TWO PORTUGUESE DOGS WEY FIRST FAMILY HAVE AND  DEY DON CHARGE HIM WITH UNLAWFULLY POSSESSION OF FIRE ARMS AND DEY HAVE ORDERED HIM TO STAY AWAY FROM WHITE HOUSE AND CAPITOL.APART THAT HE DEY CALLED HIMSELF JESUS HE ALSO SEY HIS PARENT ARE JOHN F KENNEDY AND MARILYN MONROE